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By Anonymous - 18/09/2014 07:32 - Australia - Rosebery

Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML

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By anonymous - 14/09/2010 07:57 - United States

Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML

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By heshay - 28/10/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML

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By charlieweaver21 - 21/01/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML

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By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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By ringhider - 08/10/2010 16:55 - France

Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML

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By sad - 05/11/2012 07:02 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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Romcom trope

By Anonymous - 27/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a waiter fucked up by bringing a dessert with engagement ring to our table. My girlfriend started crying and saying, "Yes Yes Yes!" The look on her face when she had to take the ring off and give it back to the other woman… She’s now giving me the silent treatment, even though I did nothing wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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mectain 13

Friday 19 September 2014 0:06

I'm really truly sorry for that. that's just cold.

Daxwax 8

Friday 19 September 2014 0:06

You should have done it. She totally deserve it!

Comments

Mortoli 30

Friday 19 September 2014 21:40

I'll next time they eat there piss in their food put the bread to your balls go all fight club on her ass.

Mortoli 30

Friday 19 September 2014 21:46

Lol* wth.

Sonotsuave 35

Friday 19 September 2014 22:41

Damn

skittyskatbrat 19

Saturday 20 September 2014 1:30

Ya know...rereading this...it might also be one of those desperate obsessive stalkerish guys that builds up a fantasy of how they are dating because she was nice to him...and this is her way of finally getting it thru his head that she is NOT dating him. Could be that she is a "cold bitch" because he's annoying the piss out of her!!!!!

Axel5238 29

Saturday 20 September 2014 4:31

Agreed, generally if it was a significant amount of time that gets mentioned. Also she introduced them so either she really is a just mean, OP and her weren't dating long enough or even really official to begin with. Some take a few dates as thinking they will go out for sure. She introduced her them together doesn't sound like she was trying to rub it in. Sounds more like they were friends maybe got intimate, but never official.

jags_70 2

Saturday 20 September 2014 3:40

You should have told the guy she was with to run. She's a total bitch.

tintaroja 14

Saturday 20 September 2014 4:23

Nothing is forever...

sonofkarma 5

Saturday 20 September 2014 6:02

Im sorry OP, had a similar experience years ago, my ex and I used to work together and she brought her new boyfriend in on the job to break the news to me and proceeded to show their PDA right in front of me as I had to remain cool the whole time... you're not alone

redstone7693 29

Saturday 20 September 2014 6:14

What a ******* ****. You should have taken a shit in their food. ******* pricks.

678bebe 15

Saturday 20 September 2014 10:19

that's just plain rude!

silverstream20 20

Saturday 20 September 2014 13:27

I'm really sorry to hear this happened to you OP. Some people are indeed cruel and cold. I'm not sure if I'd be as strong as you and hold back my tears if it happened to me. But, I do think you should have spat in her food. It would teach that bitch a lesson.