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By Anonymous - 18/09/2014 07:32 - Australia - Rosebery

Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML

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By anonymous - 14/09/2010 07:57 - United States

Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML

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By heshay - 28/10/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML

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By charlieweaver21 - 21/01/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML

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By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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By ringhider - 08/10/2010 16:55 - France

Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML

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By sad - 05/11/2012 07:02 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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Romcom trope

By Anonymous - 27/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a waiter fucked up by bringing a dessert with engagement ring to our table. My girlfriend started crying and saying, "Yes Yes Yes!" The look on her face when she had to take the ring off and give it back to the other woman… She’s now giving me the silent treatment, even though I did nothing wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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mectain 13

Friday 19 September 2014 0:06

I'm really truly sorry for that. that's just cold.

Daxwax 8

Friday 19 September 2014 0:06

You should have done it. She totally deserve it!

Comments

1947Chevy 17

Friday 19 September 2014 6:31

She has a special place setup for her in hell

kamehamehadoken 2

Friday 19 September 2014 6:35

I don't feel bad for you

mangelon86 15

Friday 19 September 2014 6:43

Oh the things I would have done to their food. That movie Waiting would be rated G in comparison.

Morning_fml 22

Friday 19 September 2014 7:02

Props to you for being able to keep your cool at the very least. Some people that would be in your position would've probably easily lost it. Everybody on FML knows that she's a backstabbing, heartless bitch, so we got your back, OP.

Adri3025 9

Friday 19 September 2014 7:28

Awww :( she is rude for doing that. So sorry that happened to you. She's not worth your time :(

teamnikster 9

Friday 19 September 2014 7:40

She didn't deserve you. Stay strong, bro-skillet.

Slackness 10

Friday 19 September 2014 9:57

Top marks for keeping your dignity. Forget revenge, Karma has a way of dishing out what we can't even envisage in the long game.

Fraggled 5

Friday 19 September 2014 10:05

"She was always a cold bitch..." So why the hell were you with her up til this? You should've dumped her ass as soon as you knew that about her. Man the hell up, dude. Come on!

RogueWarrior869 23

Friday 19 September 2014 15:36

@160. If she was that cold, she could have been an abusive person. It's never easy to get away from people like that, especially if you care about them for one or another.