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By Anonymous - 18/09/2014 07:32 - Australia - Rosebery

Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML

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By anonymous - 14/09/2010 07:57 - United States

Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML

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By heshay - 28/10/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML

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By charlieweaver21 - 21/01/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML

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By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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By ringhider - 08/10/2010 16:55 - France

Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML

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By sad - 05/11/2012 07:02 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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Romcom trope

By Anonymous - 27/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a waiter fucked up by bringing a dessert with engagement ring to our table. My girlfriend started crying and saying, "Yes Yes Yes!" The look on her face when she had to take the ring off and give it back to the other woman… She’s now giving me the silent treatment, even though I did nothing wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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mectain 13

Friday 19 September 2014 0:06

I'm really truly sorry for that. that's just cold.

Daxwax 8

Friday 19 September 2014 0:06

You should have done it. She totally deserve it!

Comments

mattmsk005 8

Monday 22 September 2014 7:30

You sound like a bitch

ZeroDying 11

Monday 22 September 2014 7:52

Bitches like her make me mad, you should have just spat in their food. Or served it cold, like her.

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Monday 22 September 2014 8:58

Feel bad for you bro

Byere 4

Monday 22 September 2014 19:05

Sorry to hear that, but in all fairness, you're better off without her.

InTheMagic 3

Tuesday 23 September 2014 9:40

You should of spit in it you should if spit in it what a bitch

MrBowman 12

Tuesday 23 September 2014 16:59

I'm sorry for that my friend, the restaurant I work at had this happen to one of my coworkers and we all planned something, least to say the couple had to use the restroom a lot. (;

ShinyGyarados 3

Wednesday 24 September 2014 8:04

Should've shat in a bowl and said it was a mince-meat appetiser. That's women for you, unfortunately, OP.

daughternature 7

Thursday 25 September 2014 4:08

Heartless bitch!

so_tired_zzzzzzz 5

Thursday 25 September 2014 7:26

You won't feel so blue if you get wasted and superglue her car's locks.

peoplepainter 1

Thursday 25 September 2014 17:09

You knew she was a bitch, and stayed with her anyway. So she knew she could treat you however she wanted, because you were obviously her bitch to the point you couldn't even take out some of your anger in a situation like THIS?? You totally deserved it.