By Anonymous - 18/09/2014 07:32 - Australia - Rosebery

Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML
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mectain 13

I'm really truly sorry for that. that's just cold.

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Daxwax 8

You should have done it. She totally deserve it!

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davincidasecond 24

She can't hurt you anymore, buddy. I know it hurts, but be glad to be rid of her.

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ZorroRooster 19

Should have had the cooks do heinous shit to it

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mosquito19 14

spit? **** that! i would shit in their food.

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vikky538 28

this quote suits you better..revenge is the dish best served cold... its your turn... do something...

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jewelthewat 9

Oh man, I'm so sorry to hear that. *hugs*

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RogueWarrior869 23

If she was always a cold bitch, then you are 100% better off without her. If you can, treat yourself to something that will make you feel better, even a little.

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alanharvey15 13

lifes a bitch some times if it where me depending what the order was i would have put sauce in the order feel sorry for this op hope karma gets her in that ass for being a cheating person

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