Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started...

By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 17:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

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Same thing different taste

Not now, dude

By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML

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Milking it

By mperrotta913 - 21/05/2010 15:46 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying, "Milk the penis… Miiiiilk the penis…" FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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Miscommunication

By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 05:45 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML

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By blueballs - 14/09/2012 00:06 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML

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By notsohandy - 03/01/2014 22:08 - Denmark - Hadsten

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

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By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 15:21 - Canada - Aurora

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML

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By bootyislife - 16/06/2015 20:01 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML

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By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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naddification 7

Tuesday 3 January 2012 0:28

You're a monster. A beautiful monster. Probably why she insisted that she continues.

JohnnyPhoenix31 7

Tuesday 3 January 2012 0:30

Did she use her tears as lube?

Comments

SanchoClaus25 6

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:01

Goodluck with a *******! Can't wait to find out how that one turns out!

micachu 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:21

Why was she crying?

Skymone 6

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:49

Lol, that's messed up.

sprucemoose 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 9:17

awww

dylanaxsom 1

Tuesday 3 January 2012 9:42

There are so many of these, ' i was doing my girl and then she cried' they are all fake. OU ppl are too gullible...

LennyComa 39

Tuesday 3 January 2012 10:32

That would make me feel guilty as hell

Chad_the_Brony 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 12:03

I feel bad even though it didn't happen to me. That's terrible. Hope she's okay. I'm guess that put you off getting a handy from her for indefinitely?

Jenchixo 1

Tuesday 3 January 2012 12:19

I don't know how to feel toward this.

ChantalT 1

Tuesday 3 January 2012 14:54

Maybe because you were really begging her for one and she didnt want too and she felt angry because she wanted to please you so that you would be happy but it didnt make her happy.