By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 17:30 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
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naddification 7

You're a monster. A beautiful monster. Probably why she insisted that she continues.

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McDonaldsworker 4

Not to diss u or nothin but my gfs and I usually do something called sex, they have never cried when we do that, u could try that?

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USbrit18 0

Did you find out what she was crying about?

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sexynarwhal 6

Everybody knows im a motherf****** monstaaa

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SamLiveFree_77 9

Why would you feel like a monster? She is in control of her own body and can stop when she wants to.

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spencerbelle1 0

Half of you people are probably virgins anyways. So quit talking about how you get it an shit. Lmao.

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jmassing1 7

Look at you, your hands your best bud

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GoW_Chick 14

At least you cared enough to want to stop in the middle of a hand job OP some guys would of waited until after, but I still want to know why the poor girl was crying

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Forodin 0

There is something wrong with you. I hope you realize this. I suggest herbal tea, mediation, and insents. Primarily mediation, the rest is just to help you feel better before, after, and durring your meditation

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jackassfan 7

Why was she crying?

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crystalrain17 14

He told her to stop, but he should have demonstrated that by pulling away.

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