By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 17:30 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
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naddification 7

You're a monster. A beautiful monster. Probably why she insisted that she continues.

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MoodyBlue320 11

Aw, it actually sounds sweet that he feels that way and wanted her to stop. You can see he really loves her.

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cass1_l0ve 13

OP should call the "I've-just-been-raped" hotline... I would post the number here but honestly I don't know it. Find that number OP and call it!!!

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cass1_l0ve 13

Maybe it's like 1-800-got-rape ??? Yeah, that seems right :))

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aimeesea75 16

...one eyed monster.

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kawgreen259 2

Hahaha that would turn me on even more!

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perdix 29

How do you manage to come with the sound of her crying? Did you put on your iPod and tell her to keep yanking?

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Xxlaurahatakexx 9

You poor man... I am so sorry... And SO confused as to what's wrong with her... But how didn't you go soft is what I don't understand ??? Whatever ... Lol tmi don't wanna know

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FunwithBumperCar 0

I'm guessing the proper term is cactus dick?

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