Love: Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program....

By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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By DosSantos - 03/08/2017 00:30

Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML

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By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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By steakysteak - 12/03/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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By Brian - 04/05/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML

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By tampondealer - 09/11/2009 18:42 - Canada

Today, after visiting my mom, she stuffed a bunch of pads in my backpack so I'd have some at my dorm. When I was going through security, I was stopped and ended up missing my flight. Apparently the jumbo pads my mom sent look exactly like packs of cocaine when they go through the X-ray machine. FML

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By well then... - 15/06/2013 05:04 - Canada - London

Today, as I was crossing to the US, I got pulled over by border patrol for looking "suspicious". The female cop searched my purse and found a condom. She smirked and said, "I doubt you'd ever need that." FML

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By NeverCampingAgain - 15/02/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML

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inkstains 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 14:14

#8: "there must be a reason for the abroad program" Yeah, women ONLY travel and go to school to get laid. Right. I'm sure there IS a reason, but it's likely that sex is not her main goal.

marris 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 14:36

If you can't take a joke, why'd you give her the condoms in the first place. Seriously, think about a suitcase - who would put condoms on top of their clothes and not in one of the pockets for little items.

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egaonogenki 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 14:16

What's wrong with this one? I don't think a connection's clicking here like it has on the other FMLs.

marris 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 14:36

randki 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 14:38

Well.. Im sorry man, but Id man up and break up with her to save yourself the pain. Trust only goes so far, but the only reason someone brings condoms with them is to have sex.. What, you think she is going to blow up balloons? All these people saying to trust her, and that sex isnt on her mind are being naive.

aussieking 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 14:39

shud av put a pin through 1 of the dommies and told her if shes rootin round then its gonna be a game of russian rulette

Ratchet319 0

Friday 13 August 2010 22:30

You'd have to poke a whole in all of them EXCEPT one

CaptainDoorknob 7

Tuesday 11 September 2012 0:35

85 - You're daftly unaware of how Russian roulette is played.. You start with one in the chamber.

Dirk_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 14:58

Why don't you just ask her what's she's really up to and say you're a bit worried...

Jason_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 15:06

Unless it was a surprise, "Oh hey I thought I would be sweet and take you to the airport," sort of thing, she must have known you were coming over to take her. If she knew and she was really going to do anything while she was gone she wouldn't be so stupid to just leave the condoms lying on top like that where you obviously would see them. You deserve this. You bought the condoms in the first place, it's your fault you feel insecure about her now (unless of course there were already trust issues with her, which still makes it your fault for buying condoms for a girl you have problems trusting in the first place).

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 15:28

At least she won't be coming back with a foreign guys kid

King_of_Kings 3

Tuesday 3 March 2009 15:31

hey #9 i agree with you. not all college students main goal is to get laid. but by the way this FML sounds, it sounds like she wants to cheat. read this FML again and think about it carefully and you'll see what i mean.