Love: Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50...

By Samson - 14/02/2010 08:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious." I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in circles can. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML

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Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML

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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2015 18:49 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML

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Thanks honey

By downer - 25/05/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

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By thanksnicksparks - 11/06/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I loved her. I tried to be cute and romantic and responded with a quote from the Notebook, which I watched with her yesterday. After I said, "If you're a bird, I'm a bird," she broke up with me because I was "phony and unoriginal." FML

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Sunday 14 February 2010 16:08

You're crazy for thinking you can compete with an animal video.

arissia 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 17:13

When I'm upset I need humor, not sappy.

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BritishHobo 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 16:45

Wait, so while you were listing these, was she just sitting there watching videos on yotube? Wasn't the fact that she was looking at the PC screen and not really listening to you a clue?

jonathan961182 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 16:53

What is wring with her? You should dump her. Honestly I feel for you, but she is either a bitch who doesn't feel the way you do, or she is really that retarded. Either way you should dump her.

Katuski 4

Sunday 14 February 2010 16:54

well, at least you tried to make her feel better

blairyboo 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 17:07

I'm so srry u tried to help and it didn't work u sound sweet maybe she jst doesn't want to tlk about it(:

arissia 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 17:13

When I'm upset I need humor, not sappy.

12stargirl 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 17:17

lol

yeahreally 6

Sunday 14 February 2010 17:23

thats youtube for ya! but im sure she really did appreciate the list though!

dspadres 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 17:32

I'm sorry but ydi for trying to cheer her up. When a woman gets depressed over something they don't want to be cheered up, they just want to make themselves more depressed and drag down everyone around them. You should've just told her to cowboy up and deal with it.