Love: Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50...

By Samson - 14/02/2010 08:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious." I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in circles can. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML

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By Seabiscuit - 06/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML

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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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Today, my dog was diagnosed with depression. I got him to help with my depression. I guess we can just be miserable together. FML

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Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2015 18:49 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML

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Thanks honey

By downer - 25/05/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

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By thanksnicksparks - 11/06/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I loved her. I tried to be cute and romantic and responded with a quote from the Notebook, which I watched with her yesterday. After I said, "If you're a bird, I'm a bird," she broke up with me because I was "phony and unoriginal." FML

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Sunday 14 February 2010 16:08

You're crazy for thinking you can compete with an animal video.

arissia 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 17:13

When I'm upset I need humor, not sappy.

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Sekococo 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:02

comdey is medicine, pity talk makes it worst :D

redshortsx 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:07

you have more than 50 reasons why you love her. seriously dude get a life

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:12

Where are the homophobes? I'm surprised.

Sindyy 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:14

People fail to realize OP's a woman. ._.

nori04 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:16

OP, this is not an fml, puppies and kittens rule; it's not a reflection on you...besides, a list is sweet but not funny, comedy is the best thing when someone is down

WalmartBagz 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:21

F YOUR LIFE DUDE.

Oneromed 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:41

Ive been in that situation and I know where she's comming from. Its not that she doesnt really care what you said but something funny lifted her spirits. Im sure she knew you loved her before she got so depressed.

z3r0nline 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:49

hahaha u suck

Midori_fml 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:50

You shouldn't have done that. it's sweet and all but people need a good laugh to help them when they're down.

anonymas_fml 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:54

I'll say like Homer "You Tried Your Best and You Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is, Never Try."

ChihiruLee 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 19:07

Wow sweet cheeks, way to screw up. Kidding. But yea, like people said, something funny or cute lifted her spirits. Also, FIFTY things you loved about her. Maybe she is depressed cause you don't give her space? Or she zoned out after 15th reason: your boobs are soft. Yea, at that point, despite loving her, you would be listening kidneys and breasts and body parts. Next time, show her a funny video or tell her a joke.