By ouch - 09/12/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her weight. I told her not to worry, because it gives more cushion for the pushin' anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at my dingleberries. FML
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Telionis 0

I thought dingleberries were the result of poor wiping post bowl movement?

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COBRAMORPH 0

Typical bitch. Maybe she should stuff her mouth with your berries, instead of all the food she sucks down. Get her on a cum diet for the next few months.

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Coccinelle_fml 15

Hope that lamp ripped your "dingleberries" right off you.

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GearsFan56 1

"more chushin for the pushin" what the hell were you thinking?

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nd4spd 0

you did not deserve something thrown at your manlyhood, what the **** is with that chick. besides that's pretty true, she should have been grateful that you don't mind that much about her appearance. fyl

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