Love: Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my...

By slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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By toothbreaker - 21/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML

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By Foam - 26/12/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend went in to kiss me. He came in too aggressively and passionately and his front tooth knocked against mine. I am now missing a third of my right front tooth. Average cost for a dental crown? $900. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

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FMLshark 12

Sunday 20 May 2012 11:57

Love hurts.

officeradvil 8

Sunday 20 May 2012 11:55

Well sir, that is indeed unfortunate. I hope her dad is a dentist.

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aj_alex 0

Monday 21 May 2012 7:38

Atleast you have a girlfriend be thankful for that. Sucks about your tooth.. get a fake one.

pattyman69 2

Monday 21 May 2012 9:12

Been there before

crabmon 1

Monday 21 May 2012 12:49

Pow! Right in the kisser

rcgirl2 11

Monday 21 May 2012 13:37

Maybe you should start drinking more milk and go see a dentist.

telaier 2

Monday 21 May 2012 14:13

Waaaa，be careful ,your girlfriend is a horny !

hateevryone 14

Monday 21 May 2012 18:24

anxious, much?

conmorg47 6

Monday 21 May 2012 19:58

That same thing happened to me like 3 weeks ago! Haha

Shakir 5

Tuesday 22 May 2012 5:00

lmfao @95

saidawhiting 14

Tuesday 22 May 2012 5:21

I- what- how- ?

Fishy_Piranha 11

Tuesday 22 May 2012 7:49

lol

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Same thing different taste

Hangry dude

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