Love: Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my...

By slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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By toothbreaker - 21/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML

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By Foam - 26/12/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend went in to kiss me. He came in too aggressively and passionately and his front tooth knocked against mine. I am now missing a third of my right front tooth. Average cost for a dental crown? $900. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

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FMLshark 12

Sunday 20 May 2012 11:57

Love hurts.

officeradvil 8

Sunday 20 May 2012 11:55

Well sir, that is indeed unfortunate. I hope her dad is a dentist.

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isaiaah 6

Sunday 20 May 2012 16:39

I've done that. Shitty. Sorry OP

danielwilliams57 6

Sunday 20 May 2012 16:42

At least she's eager to kiss

caitlynhodge 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 17:08

That sounds like something I would do.

BAMFefnir 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 17:20

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

dtemple1110 6

Sunday 20 May 2012 18:16

Well shit...

Riley97 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 18:27

Isn't the guy supposed to go in for the kiss?

Pancakemines 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 18:31

Wow that does indeed sound painful. Hope you can recover OP.

hockeyoceancity 13

Sunday 20 May 2012 18:42

Think on the bright side, tonight the tooth fairy will come and you will wake up with money under your pillow!

jwbfml 11

Sunday 20 May 2012 19:19

That's the thing with hard headed women.

catmcross 7

Sunday 20 May 2012 19:21

haha no worries guy, my boyfriend and I once got so heated we busted each others lips

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Same thing different taste

Hangry dude

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