By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
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Queensland 27

Out of all the things you could've said, that's probably the most fabulous! I hope they took it as a joke OP, that's hilarious :-)

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PoisonOrchid 21

That is probably the most hilarious answer you could have given and the most awkward. You're pretty good under pressure, aren't ya, OP?

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spoo 24

This is when you pretend you didnt see them and walk further into the store. Tell them later you were helping a buddy ping out something for his Mrs... If they press it tell them you were embarrased to be in there, but really wanted to help out your buddy

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ManateeRex 14

Should have lied and said you were shopping for perfume.

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OzzmosizDoge 6

Should have said that you were a cross dresser

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apcsox 18

What the hell? This story has fail on so many levels.

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clair_brodie 35

If you were by the fitting room, and they do not approve, why were they in there to see you? The fitting rooms are in the back.

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doodlecloud 26

I'd say the fact that OP came out with that on the fly probably meant that thet consider it a legitimate thing rather than joking about it. I mean, I don't think he is legitimately considering it but I don't think many people who think it's bad or funny would have come out with it as an excuse when panicking.

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whale_itsme 7

I would' e said, my mother was in the fitting room, but that's a legit answer too ;P

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lyn87 7

Isn't that even worse? & more importantly-Why were they there?

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