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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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By Sam - 09/03/2019 14:00

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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By BadLuckCarson - 12/02/2013 05:55 - United States - Muscatine

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

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By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2016 08:42

Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML

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It is though

By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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By helloitsbrian6969 - 24/05/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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By Shopper - 23/05/2012 22:50 - United States

Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML

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By danskinnow - 05/10/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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Soundslikeothers 15

Wednesday 10 September 2014 10:43

It said they walked by the store not in it

Queensland 27

Wednesday 10 September 2014 10:38

Out of all the things you could've said, that's probably the most fabulous! I hope they took it as a joke OP, that's hilarious :-)

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Pyrithium 8

Thursday 11 September 2014 4:40

Why were you going to go alone?

LeBoss2001 5

Thursday 11 September 2014 4:42

Lmao there were 69 comments b4 me too

casualCrysis12 3

Thursday 11 September 2014 4:52

Hey, you took a bullet for your girl so she didn't get in trouble. You're a good guy, dude. Keep it up.

alyKATANA1 12

Thursday 11 September 2014 5:02

... Good job :D

Canadianpetowner 10

Thursday 11 September 2014 12:36

that is so sweet!

hunterhorrible 4

Thursday 11 September 2014 14:19

Why were you in the fitting room if your a guy

rocker_chick23 27

Thursday 11 September 2014 23:16

He wasn't. His girlfriend was in the fitting room

El_Torito97 5

Friday 12 September 2014 4:34

Could've just said he's buying a present for his mom lol.

andersonj219 5

Friday 31 October 2014 23:30

That'd be pretty odd... Lmao

ermegehrd 3

Friday 12 September 2014 5:35

smooth bro

gaya3_16 6

Saturday 13 September 2014 9:55

Rofl. Ur a keeper. Provided her parents let her keep you. ;)

EclipseCandy6 24

Saturday 13 September 2014 18:17

Who cares if they were in the store or where he was standing, his excuse was priceless lol I wish I'd seen their faces

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Same thing different taste

Nice boxers

It is though

It's not what you think

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