Love: Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was...

By that1guy - 14/03/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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Spotted

By Username - 07/03/2010 17:41 - France

Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML

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Whispers

By SimpleSimon - 01/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me, demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML

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Why would you stick that there?

By Co-B - 03/09/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, whom I have been with for 4 years. I've been in Australia for the last 2 months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML

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Kinda sus

By Heartbroken - 03/04/2023 16:00

Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2015 14:12 - United States - Kill Devil Hills

Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML

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FrostyNorth 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 1:34

So? Maybe she packed them for a friend... OK, no, you're f***ed. I hope you at least got a chance to poke some holes in them.

chiaro 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 1:41

yeah that's really ****** up. in response to #1, you might not want to poke holes in them unless you leave her before she becomes pregnant

Comments

LiceDownUnder 3

Sunday 15 July 2012 22:14

What kind of nerd packs condoms for her friends? Dude, sounds like she's the type that likes to run around. Give her the Italy

pisoi 17

Saturday 18 May 2013 19:42

Dump her . Don't be stupid

IndicaPaincakes 28

Sunday 22 December 2013 3:09

Do you know if she has cheated before?

Majrdestroy 20

Sunday 5 October 2014 21:23

Poke holes. When she gets pregnant dump her.

kyrasrayne420 4

Saturday 11 October 2014 2:47

dump her ass bro

Jujuboo_3 25

Thursday 15 January 2015 7:10

If she was about to walk out the door, how were you able to count how many she had?

connormartaus 17

Friday 30 January 2015 15:19

Dang... I'm sorry bro. The same thing happened to me. I know how you feel

ShadowJack01 18

Wednesday 25 March 2015 21:31

You should pop them, then dump her when she finds out she's preggers.

quackImapenguin 16

Monday 8 June 2015 9:52

Oh my god, cheating on people is wrong, but poking holes in someone's condoms is beyond ****** up. Deliberately making someone pregnant without their consent is among the worst things you can do to a person. If someone's cheating on you, you can just dump them and the problem is solved straightforwardly with little loss. If you get pregnant without your consent, you're stuck either getting an expensive abortion (which may be hard to access) or going through months of the torture of pregnancy ending with the torture of childbirth and then there's a baby to deal with. That's a seriously disproportionate punishment for just cheating. Just don't ever **** with someone's birth control. Besides, as previous commentors have said, there are plenty of perfectly innocent reasons she may have had condoms with her.