Love: Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was...

By that1guy - 14/03/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By Username - 07/03/2010 17:41 - France

Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML

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Whispers

By SimpleSimon - 01/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me, demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML

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Why would you stick that there?

By Co-B - 03/09/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, whom I have been with for 4 years. I've been in Australia for the last 2 months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML

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Kinda sus

By Heartbroken - 03/04/2023 16:00

Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2015 14:12 - United States - Kill Devil Hills

Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML

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FrostyNorth 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 1:34

So? Maybe she packed them for a friend... OK, no, you're f***ed. I hope you at least got a chance to poke some holes in them.

chiaro 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 1:41

yeah that's really ****** up. in response to #1, you might not want to poke holes in them unless you leave her before she becomes pregnant

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khanrava 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:15

ask her, then dump her if it sounds fishy at all

A7XEric 0

Friday 20 March 2009 23:12

If you two are sexually active, and given that you've been going out for a year I'm assuming yes, why would it be unnatural for her to have those? That is unless it was like her suitcase or travel bag they were in.

inked4life85 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:26

Alright Here's how you shoulda Done this. 1: Used a Tack and poked holes into all the condoms. 2: Then take them and confronted her and demanded why she is taking these with her to Florida. 3:W/E Her lame excuse forget it, regardless if she say's there for her friends. Now when she goes away, if she has been/or starts to cheat while she is down there, theres a good chance she comes back pregnant/ with a disease, and you know you have a ***** on your hands, and that your not the father. Now if her friend who she said the condoms were for comes back pregnant, you tell her your sorry , and that she needs to share these things with you. Dont tell her you poked holes in the condoms That would just be starting drama

frosty16 0

Friday 27 March 2009 16:00

I'd start asking questions. NOW!

jsmith1199 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:28

wow #26 you really are a *****.. if by fun you mean ******* around with peoples emotions then you're a disgusting **** who should be put down

candle_lit_chaos 1

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:30

She'd be flying to florida in pieces and so would her little friends.

_foxportions 0

Monday 27 April 2009 4:41

LOL at #4 thatttt suckss.. but, at least now you know? I would have confronted her right then!

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 14:16

I'd assume the worst in this situation. It really does suck.

GamerFreak360 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 15:08

I hope your broke up with that ****

Nice_Dreams 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:55

I promise to take good care of her while she is here and you should not worry so much I'm sure you will be happy to take her back when she returns and maybe she will learn a trick or two to teach you. Cause we all know that if you were doing it right she would not be looking for a little extra fun while she was here. It will stretch a mile before it will tear an inch! by the way do you have that cell phone number?