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By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 20:55 - France - M?rignac

Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML

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By tryon777 - 29/07/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML

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Short nap

By Anonymous - 10/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, my girlfriend told me I could sleep in. Twenty minutes later, she was banging on the door, yelling, "Get up, fat lazy fuck! It's seven o'clock, we have chores! You expect me to do everything for your worthless ass!" FML

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By halza - 30/05/2016 11:03 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML

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Shame on you!

By Bjax - 11/10/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML

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Out of it

By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 04:01

Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML

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Oh, hai!

By Anonymous - 25/05/2020 20:00

Today, sleeping in a little late, I was woken up by my phone. Still tired, I quickly checked the display to realize it was my girlfriend calling. I pick up the phone saying, "Hey baby girl!" She seemed pretty startled, so I double-checked and realized it was my new boss, who has the name as my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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By thanks. - 28/01/2017 04:00

Today, my girlfriend of over a year woke me up at 4:30 in the morning by sticking her hand down my pants. She immediately stopped when I was awake enough to reciprocate and said, "I couldn't sleep. I was bored. Talk to me." FML

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By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

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By Wally - 08/05/2009 15:20 - Canada

Today, I got to sleep in late for the first time in 3 years, as wife took our two young daughters out of town to visit with her parents. I told my mother that I was really looking forward to being able to sleep in this morning. The phone rang at 7:30. It was my mother asking me how I slept. FML

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BimmerDriver 23

Tuesday 4 June 2013 1:14

Isn't the feeling of knowing you have more time to sleep one of the best feelings ever though?!?

yoloswagg54 9

Tuesday 4 June 2013 1:13

FYL, falling back asleep is impossible for me :(

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Orchard 33

Tuesday 4 June 2013 1:28

From what circle of Hell do these people spawn...for the love of God, let sleep go uninterrupted!!! Poor OP :(

blondie107 20

Tuesday 4 June 2013 1:29

At least you still have two more hours to sleep!

jamnglamgirlie 17

Tuesday 4 June 2013 1:31

My uncle did something incredibly similar to me last week. He work me up at 3am and asked me if I was still sleeping.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 4 June 2013 23:32

That's when you punch him in the face and say "Yes".

SWC_Penguin 17

Tuesday 4 June 2013 1:42

You should wake her up 2 hours after she falls asleep tonight to tell her how great it is that she's ahead of you in sleep.

unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 4 June 2013 1:43

That's when you say "I have something more fun than sleeping in mind...", then grab her, throw her down onto the bed, and rock her world. Then hopefully she'll be happy enough to make you breakfast before you head to work. You just have to make the best of those situations, OP. :)

Olympiakos10 15

Tuesday 4 June 2013 2:41

I'd rather sleep for an extra 2 hours than have sex while staring at the clock in sadness knowing I could be sleeping

ameyer13 8

Tuesday 4 June 2013 1:46

Those would be fighting words in my book. my ass always tries to get as much sleep as I can

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 4 June 2013 2:33

One minute is the worst but two hours? Jesus she is a bit crazy doing that...hope you got back to sleep and if not a good caffeine boost to help you through the dayzxx

lishajoy777 14

Tuesday 4 June 2013 2:37

aww how nice... now kick her off the bed..

clixed 12

Tuesday 4 June 2013 3:01

You must've done something to make her mad at you recently didnt ya ;)

Drifting 21

Tuesday 4 June 2013 3:11

She's either really sweet, or loves trolling you :p lol

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