By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 20:10 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 72 668
You deserved it 10 046

Same thing different taste

Comments

ezbz11 0

i guess it is a FML if you don't remember it and it was that good, but you get woken up in the middle of the night to have sex so it's also not really a FML.

does she sleepwalk? ask your neighbors lol

ihavenofml 0

This has definetely happened to me several times before. As the girlfriend, I looked it up online and turns out it is an actual condition that occur if your stressed. Weird, I know.

Uber_G33k 0

#23, you're forgetting Chuck Norris. When you're making a list of people, you often have to include Chuck. This is one of those lists. Some exceptions: - A list of losers. Chuck is a winner, even if he loses. - A list of women. You'd have to say Micheal Jackson there. - A list of groceries. You can't afford Chuck Norris. - A list of men. Chuck Norris is more of a 'God' than a 'Man'. - A list of vegetarians. Chuck Norris eats vegetarians. - A list of who's coming to your birthday party. Chuck Norris has no friends. Only victims.

Well your either #4 or #23. FUnny either way

Aww, if she said that once, there may be a next time :

Well, while it would have been nice to experience it... you did come out of it with your girlfriend having a positive attitude toward you, so it's hardly an FML.

Sex outside marriage. how cheap an sinful is that.