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does she sleepwalk? ask your neighbors lol
#23, you're forgetting Chuck Norris. When you're making a list of people, you often have to include Chuck. This is one of those lists. Some exceptions: - A list of losers. Chuck is a winner, even if he loses. - A list of women. You'd have to say Micheal Jackson there. - A list of groceries. You can't afford Chuck Norris. - A list of men. Chuck Norris is more of a 'God' than a 'Man'. - A list of vegetarians. Chuck Norris eats vegetarians. - A list of who's coming to your birthday party. Chuck Norris has no friends. Only victims.
4 WINNNNNSSS! Zing!
Well your either #4 or #23. FUnny either way
Aww, if she said that once, there may be a next time :
Well, while it would have been nice to experience it... you did come out of it with your girlfriend having a positive attitude toward you, so it's hardly an FML.
Sex outside marriage. how cheap an sinful is that.
FYL good sir
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FYL indeed sir
I don't get it...?