By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 20:10 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 72 668
You deserved it 10 046

Same thing different taste

Comments

Were you on Ambien at the time?? Or was she?????? hahaha!

forsalebypwner 0

Who cares, as long as she's happy! Maybe you can do it that good again!

rallets 22

lmfao shut the **** up #29. it was a simple question and idk how you can call me a dumbass when you could barely spell. i hate little kids on here. you ******* prick

mouseintern 0

Well, at least she thought you were good. Sad you missed out on it, but at least you have that. I must admit, random middle-of-the-night sex is usually pretty good, provided both people actually fully wake up at some point.

Actually this was from an old TV show, called "Mad about you" with Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt. I'm guessing your just making this up from that. but maybe not.. who knows.. :-)

#4: funniest comment I've ever read lol

I really don't see how your life is f***ed. I mean... if this constitutes an FML, wtf are you complaining about?

#23 ...LMAO...stomach pain from laughing xD if you're a sleepwalker that's just and ordinary thing...i've done it too while sleepwalking...:q one good explanation for this is that maybe you coward yourself (maybe even without noticing) while you're awake....but when you're uncouscious/sleeping you can get to your instincts and well the.....work... the advice I have for you is...sometimes you gotta let your dick think for you...xD