By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 20:10 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 72 668
You deserved it 10 046

Same thing different taste

Comments

jncwmnd 0

thats not an FML..you should've said "yeah it was we should do it again tonight"

Princessxo10 0

HAHAHAHAHHA @ #4 that is SO true

This is not an FYL. You gave your girlfriend the best sex she's ever had...in your sleep. There are only two other men who can pull that off- Hugh Jackman, and Jesus.

you totally forgot chuck norris >.

Kalofinator 0
failmajorsauce 0

ok this was an episode of Mad About You, good work

SlooterMcGavin 0

That's cause you were so whiskeydicked you lasted like a champion and worked every angle of her love canal. Story of my life.

rallets 22

i dont understand what #15 is trying to say how is your life shitty if youre having sex with your girl?

brittanycraze 0

ROFL @ #23. I almost pissed myself laughing.

#27, #15 is using a intersting tool called SARCASM! and is making fun of the op. #27 was to sound like dumbass good job

ah man my life sucks i rocked my girlfriends world and don't remember it...poor ******* me.