By cj123 - 23/12/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
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imaginaryvoice 18

"I'm so sick of you breathing all the time!! Just stop, that's all I ask! Just do this one thing for me and stop breathing!"

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Epsilonyx 15

Next time you're in public, stop breathing and cause a scene. When she tells you to stop, sob uncontrollably and scream "ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED YOU FAT BITCH", then lay in the fetal position and urinate everywhere.

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Jazzy_B34r 12

so dying of suffocation would satisfy her...thats some girlfriend...

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lrgenesis 19

Why don't you stop breathing? Problem solved ;) jk

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Nicostream 16

Perhaps she meant you were "breeding" too much ;)

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kitsune3 20

Well that's odd... I've gotten on teh case of one of my closest friends for breathing really loudly, but too much? That's...strange.

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KociaQ 30

PMS much? Sheesh. I thought I was bad.

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randomdeathfish 5

I know how you feel

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