By cj123 - 23/12/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
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imaginaryvoice 18

"I'm so sick of you breathing all the time!! Just stop, that's all I ask! Just do this one thing for me and stop breathing!"

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Epsilonyx 15

Next time you're in public, stop breathing and cause a scene. When she tells you to stop, sob uncontrollably and scream "ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED YOU FAT BITCH", then lay in the fetal position and urinate everywhere.

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chels1994 11

yell at her for bitching too much

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dmentax 4

GET RID OF THE BITCH!!!

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saturnfive 5

Is she hot? If she is very good looking then certain psychotic things like this are justified. Hell, I wouldn't mind getting yelled at for breathing too much... provided my girlfriend looked like a GQ model.

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kainpwnsu 19

Sounds like someone's "aunt" is visiting.

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SLC_grumpypants 5

Time to break it off. If she's like that now imagine how she will be later.

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pradagirl123 0

She's clearly done with you if she's yelling at you for little things

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OfficeNinja 5

I know why. But I can't tell you. What I cam tell you is that I sell life insurance......

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taydubs21 0

That reminds me of that part in Death Becomes Her.., " could you just..not breathe?"

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ea247 20

Yeah because god forbids you living

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