By cj123 - 23/12/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
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imaginaryvoice 18

"I'm so sick of you breathing all the time!! Just stop, that's all I ask! Just do this one thing for me and stop breathing!"

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Epsilonyx 15

Next time you're in public, stop breathing and cause a scene. When she tells you to stop, sob uncontrollably and scream "ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED YOU FAT BITCH", then lay in the fetal position and urinate everywhere.

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theonlysweetpea 10

I have 3 words: Slap That Hoe!

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UrichSimpleton 0

Happens to me all the time.

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CataracsFan 10

If he breathes like Kristen Stewart, I can understand her telling him that.

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cataracsfanisgay 1

You're stupid that's not even funny! Lol loser no one likes you cuz your comment sucked HAHA

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cataracsfansgay 0

That's not even funny

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cataracsfansgay 0

That wasn't even creative

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girl112891 7

Why yell? When my boyfriend sleeps over he tends to breathe on me and that's annoying, but I just ask him to move his face, not yell.

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jsm007 5

We now know who controls this relationship....

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