Kids: Today, my good friend who just had a baby girl sent her newborn's...

By nothing - 08/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, my good friend who just had a baby girl sent her newborn's pictures to me via picture message. To reply, instead of writing "Awwwwww" I wrote "Ewwwwww" by mistake. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By iPhonekid - 27/05/2012 07:19 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By seamonkeys - 21/03/2013 09:42 - United States

Today, a pregnant friend who is due in 2 weeks posted a picture of a baby on Facebook. I commented congratulations. She's still pregnant. It was a picture of her baby who died 3 years ago. FML

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By abbacjt - 16/01/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML

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By tinypenis - 04/06/2013 12:15 - United States - Jamaica

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2013 16:47 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML

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Everyone's a critic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML

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Freudian slip

By Anonymous - 14/05/2023 23:00 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, I was on a bus with my friend's older brother. He was kinda cute. I went to message my best friend, telling her how cute this guy was, how he was kinda packing downstairs, and how adorable he was. Two minutes later, he wordlessly turned his phone screen to me. It was the message. I sent it to him by mistake. FML

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By PntsLessWonder - 01/12/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I left my friend this big Facebook wall comment about how adorable his son is. Just after posting, I read the other peoples' comments and find out that it's his daughter. FML

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By teeth - 30/01/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I meant to forward an email to my friend mocking a coworker's email, but I hit "reply" instead of "forward". FML

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TeenTiger 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:27

Don't worry babies are usually ugly. Also YDI for not proof reading.

EffinWhosLife 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:19

Ouch, the friendship has just sunk.

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lifeislife_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 4:26

At least it's easy to explain :P

babyqueball718 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 4:36

that's okay....i just saw some pics of a newborn....i kinda wanted to barf. lots of goo and crusty stuff. i wouldve said eww.

poopookaka 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 4:29

lmfaaaaaaao thats fkn hilarious I wonder what her reaction was lmao

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Thursday 9 April 2009 4:42

wow, one letter can make such a big difference...

lmaokrn 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 4:50

fail for failing to attempt an FML moment

Monty_Python 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 4:35

FYL. It was an accident so she probably won't hold it against you.

likewhoachea 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 4:51

Today, I sent a picture of my newborn baby to a good friend via picture messaging on my cell phone. . She replied, "Ewwwwww". FML

TheFifthWitness 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 4:42

Well, if the kid is ugly...

jayfx 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 4:58

ahahahaha this is funny :D

Marysenjo 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 4:53

lol this made me laugh a lot :D

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Same thing different taste

LOL

Everyone's a critic

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