Transportation: Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 14:55 - United States

Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 06:18 - United States

Today, I was driving out to a concert I've been excited about for months. I was using my GPS to guide me to the venue. It decided to guide me to an abandoned warehouse in the middle of town. FML

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By Lost... - 06/03/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2023 22:00

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, my GPS led me to a "shortcut" that took me through a winding dirt road in the middle of nowhere. My car got stuck in the mud, and the tow truck driver told me I was the third person he's pulled out this week from the same "shortcut." FML

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By Shaggy - 11/10/2023 15:00

Today, I agreed to go on a last-minute road trip with my friends. Everything was going great until we realized we had no GPS signal in the middle of nowhere. We ended up following a "shortcut" suggested by a farmer and got stuck in a muddy field for hours, with livestock giving us judgmental looks. FML

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By anonymous - 25/07/2013 01:31 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was going so slow in traffic that my GPS asked me if I wanted to switch to pedestrian mode. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:50 - Canada

Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS, even though I knew the way, so it would feel like I had someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML

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By Jaymail - 11/10/2020 10:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was stuck in backed up traffic because of construction for so long that my phone actually listed where I was stuck in traffic as a place I visited. FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By thanks google - 04/09/2018 16:30 - United States - Naperville

Today, while I was driving, Google said it found a faster route to save me 15 minutes. I hit accept, only be directed into a gridlock on the interstate, adding an hour to my drive time. FML

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GaryMuzz 4

Monday 5 September 2011 17:43

Maybe it was under the overpass o.O

Mipz 2

Monday 5 September 2011 17:46

You got it at WalMart, didn't you?

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a_nutritionist 10

Monday 5 September 2011 17:48

uh...so sad too bad?

ItsTheKing 10

Monday 5 September 2011 18:59

Your Fails comment?

aesculpius89 2

Monday 5 September 2011 17:48

Yeah that happens from time to time - you destination was underneath you. You could have seen it from the highway, even if you had to figure out how to get to the parking lot on your own. So it was half right.

rebekahah 7

Monday 5 September 2011 17:50

Could that have been your destination?

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 5 September 2011 22:12

Yep, their final destination.

Chypp 7

Monday 5 September 2011 17:50

Did you set the destination correctly?

MyMetalRomance 3

Monday 5 September 2011 17:53

you've reached a hobo's home.

Velocirahptor 6

Monday 5 September 2011 17:54

Your GPS has problems. You should throw it into a fire and laugh hysterically while its hungry flames consume it lick by lick.

alanalovesyou 0

Monday 5 September 2011 17:56

Maybe it was your destination.

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 5 September 2011 17:56

Final destination.

sportschicidee 0

Monday 5 September 2011 17:57

Haha did u ask to be on 129 or somthing

knight0748 5

Monday 5 September 2011 18:04

You can get that gps for attempted murder!

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