Transportation: Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 14:55 - United States

Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 06:18 - United States

Today, I was driving out to a concert I've been excited about for months. I was using my GPS to guide me to the venue. It decided to guide me to an abandoned warehouse in the middle of town. FML

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By Lost... - 06/03/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2023 22:00

Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, my GPS led me to a "shortcut" that took me through a winding dirt road in the middle of nowhere. My car got stuck in the mud, and the tow truck driver told me I was the third person he's pulled out this week from the same "shortcut." FML

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By Shaggy - 11/10/2023 15:00

Today, I agreed to go on a last-minute road trip with my friends. Everything was going great until we realized we had no GPS signal in the middle of nowhere. We ended up following a "shortcut" suggested by a farmer and got stuck in a muddy field for hours, with livestock giving us judgmental looks. FML

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By anonymous - 25/07/2013 01:31 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was going so slow in traffic that my GPS asked me if I wanted to switch to pedestrian mode. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:50 - Canada

Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS, even though I knew the way, so it would feel like I had someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML

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By Jaymail - 11/10/2020 10:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was stuck in backed up traffic because of construction for so long that my phone actually listed where I was stuck in traffic as a place I visited. FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By thanks google - 04/09/2018 16:30 - United States - Naperville

Today, while I was driving, Google said it found a faster route to save me 15 minutes. I hit accept, only be directed into a gridlock on the interstate, adding an hour to my drive time. FML

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GaryMuzz 4

Monday 5 September 2011 17:43

Maybe it was under the overpass o.O

Mipz 2

Monday 5 September 2011 17:46

You got it at WalMart, didn't you?

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Speller211 2

Monday 5 September 2011 20:30

Recalculating......

MerrikBarbarian 9

Monday 5 September 2011 20:59

mine tried to tell me to drive on train tracks.. gps devices are plotting to kill us me thinks.

Gamingbro1 0

Monday 5 September 2011 21:13

Looks Like The GPS Even Knows You Have Nowhere To Go.

akallaan 7

Monday 5 September 2011 21:13

HOW IN THE WORLD IS THIS AN FML!?!?!?

mommasgrl20028 5

Monday 5 September 2011 21:30

#FirstWorldPains

xxmusicroxxx 0

Monday 5 September 2011 21:35

It was underground DUH

insanez58 11

Monday 5 September 2011 21:39

atleast yours dosnt tell you to turn right on the middle of a bridge like mine lol

awechen 1

Monday 5 September 2011 23:04

Use a map

Rikkai 0

Monday 5 September 2011 23:10

I think it's time for a new GPS

Lei_Aili 18

Monday 5 September 2011 23:18

Well, I can see why your life is ****** from that. You might have had to drive around for a bit, maybe even ask someone for directions, you know, like people did before GPS devices. I feel so sorry for you.

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