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By Pop - 15/01/2014 02:38 - United States - New York

Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that "old people are allowed to tell the truth". FML

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By sadgirl - 10/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Conway

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 18:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML

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Prepper

By suze44 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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By poro123 - 05/11/2012 05:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML

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By alejita - 02/03/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML

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He Mad

By kitty - 09/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Exeter

Today, my grandpa yelled at me, telling me to stop being ugly and rude. I only asked if he could cut the watermelon. FML

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Faint praise

By Anonymous - 09/06/2021 12:02 - Romania - Iasi

Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 12:16 - Australia

Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

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Tough Love

By Ugly - 08/03/2017 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, during a conversation with my in-laws, I opened up about my insecurities concerning my looks. My mother-in-law responded, "But you're not beautiful." She then repeated it. FML

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Godsofdracos 15

Wednesday 15 January 2014 13:57

They are! FML is proof that old people get away with anything that they want to get away with.

summerguy97 16

Wednesday 15 January 2014 16:46

Until someone snaps and you can't run away in time.

Comments

TopHatNinja68 6

Thursday 16 January 2014 4:54

They are but doesn't mean they always do tell the truth

xadoringx 29

Thursday 16 January 2014 6:03

Ouch :/

rs7797 9

Friday 17 January 2014 12:01

well im sure he was.just being honest

UofLCardFan08 6

Saturday 18 January 2014 4:01

Tell him "Look who I got it from".

GOoutside 2

Saturday 18 January 2014 16:23

this is the worst fml i have read so far. half of us are ugly and just dont know it anyway. atleast you know it now.

AgentPlatypus73 8

Wednesday 22 January 2014 23:17

Your family sounds like a bunch of ass holes.

cwl727 32

Friday 14 March 2014 23:27

That sucks.

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 18 August 2015 13:53

Tell him it's genetic.

Emma Marshall 19

Wednesday 19 September 2018 11:03

Tell him its his fault

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