Miscellaneous: Today, my grandfather was counting all the grandchildren he had...

By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 12:02 - Singapore

Today, my grandfather was counting all the grandchildren he had and saying how fortunate he was to have all of us. When I pointed out that he'd forgotten to count me, he turned and said "You're adopted, you don't count as a real grandchild" FML

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By SkeetinKeaton - 05/06/2013 15:24 - United States

Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML

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By tryfailtryget11 - 05/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2021 22:59

Today, my dad justified leaving two of my three kids out of his will because they’re adopted and so not really his proper grandchildren, telling me I can’t seriously expect him to just give his money to people who aren’t real family members. FML

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By sadgirl - 10/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Conway

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 03:19 - United States - Topeka

Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML

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By Thebestman123 - 05/08/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

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By Pop - 15/01/2014 02:38 - United States - New York

Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that "old people are allowed to tell the truth". FML

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By barri - 16/12/2009 07:28 - Costa Rica

Today, both of my grandparents died in a car accident. My Mom and Dad thought it would make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2017 08:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML

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Booze-fuelled family drama

By Anonymous - 08/02/2022 11:59

Today, I found out that the man I called grandpa for 40 years is really my dad. My drunk aunt spilled the beans. Her exact words were, "My dad is a better dad to you than he EVER was to me! You never wondered why he treated you better than his other grandchildren? You're his son!" FML

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hazeleyes_127 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 20:16

get revenge... start calling him by his name and not grandfather.. if he says something say well your not my real grandfather anyway right

lovelymistake23 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 20:12

I'm adopted too, I would have felt like shit if someone in my family said that to me. :( Sorry, you're grandfather is an ass.

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lnsean4 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 3:25

posion him to death and make him choke on those words!

numsixtynine 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 3:52

Meh, think of the bright side... At least a d-bag like him is gonna die soon in like... a few days/months/years from now? x]

MissyWissyKach 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 3:53

hi ;]

toosoonbreh 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 4:09

I guess that means you won't be in the will...

definatelywierd 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 4:22

that's pretty intense

purplepickle 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 4:26

That's when you leave the room and then your parents and everyone else there thinks your crying in the next room and gives your grandpa dirty looks. and i'm sorry that your grandpa would actually say something like that. thats just horrible.

lovely997 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 5:22

Who cares he'll be gone before you know it.

sostupid_fml 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 5:23

I would have started crying. That is a fml

LoVe23 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 5:38

That's awful. I'm adopted and honestly, your grandpa is a complete bastard for saying that. I'm sorry :( Seriously don't believe it.

izzybodeen 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 5:39

@45 GO *** UP AND DIE YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!! NO ONE CAN HELP IF THEY ARE ADOPTED AND PARENTS HAVE TO PUT THEIR KIDS FOR ADOPTION FOR MANY REASONS AND THAT DOES NOT MEAN THEY HATE THEM!!!!! but I'm not adopted though but that is horrible.