That's when you say "how cute, you guys think I'm actually going to leave you something".

Its really no biggie. My Granny wrote our names with sharpies on the furniture that we would receive upon her death. Its actually really nice that I have some of her belongings with her handwriting on it. From a young age we were told what we would be receiving but I remember a time my cousin and I went around and asked if we could have her TV when she died. I must have been around 8 years old and certainly wouldn't have wanted her old, out dated TV when she did die at 88 years old. Children are young and immature but hopefully will appreciate something of yours after you've passed. I know I do and I love how I knew what I'd be receiving as I know Granny chose it especially for me :-)

In your will leave everything to charity; that's what I would do. Spoiled brats with no respect or love for you. No offense.

You can give them a real surprise at the reading of your will.

That's when u give it all to the dog

Hopefully none of the kids is named Charity

Wow. You are an awesome granddad or grandma, for being active on FML...

Well might as well get an early start...

I hope you kicked them out and had a long talk with their parents.

That's some sad shit OP :0