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By for fuck's sake, gran - 25/07/2015 05:30 - United States - Bainbridge

Today, my grandma and I went shopping. When I picked up some shower gel, she started ranting in front of everyone that shower gel injures one's "lady parts" and causes infertility, and that she wants me to give her great-grandchildren. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 12:00

Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML

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Let's get you home Grandma

By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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By Username - 20/08/2011 00:22 - United States

Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because, "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2018 08:30 - United States - Sewell

Today, my mother-in-law insisted we go to a baby clothing store. When I reminded her that I don’t want children, she sat on the floor, crying, kicking and screaming. She then said I was denying her grandchildren because I hate her. Well, I didn’t… FML

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Annie's Song

By David - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 20:01

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

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A saint

By Anonymous - 14/06/2020 20:07

Today, I'm taking care of my bedridden, 94-year-old grandma. She woke me up at 6 a.m. only to tell me her UTI is still there. Later, she made me interrupt my 15-minute-dinner a total of 4 times because she wanted things like "more lotion in her buttcrack." FML

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By welptimetoburntheplacedown - 11/08/2014 15:02 - United States - Louisville

Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2015 21:38 - United States - Hackensack

Today, I was taking my grandma shopping, when she pointed at a pair of thongs and told me if I don’t start wearing them I won’t get a man. I've been married for 4 years, gran. Thanks for paying attention. FML

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Sunday 26 July 2015 6:27

Tell her that if you smell, you won't find a man. If you can't find a man, you can't give her grandbabies.

MDoremis 38

Sunday 26 July 2015 6:29

I can't even comprehend the thought process behind that...

Comments

KiaraLynn94 1

Sunday 26 July 2015 19:48

so that is what the "old person" smell is

climbr11410 12

Sunday 26 July 2015 22:46

Why do (grand)parents always feel entitled to grand children?

Gennocent 17

Monday 27 July 2015 4:47

Because biologically speaking, the point of caring for your child is to ensure it survives long enough to reproduce... carrying on the genetic line and all that jazz. So your job really isn't done UNTIL you have grandchildren... it's as instinctive to want them as it is to want to have sex. Not that there's anything wrong with not wanting kids. No judgement on OP at all. Just thought I'd drop a little education on the situation.

Hop6e 22

Tuesday 28 July 2015 20:16

Dude. I'm just learning about all the things soaps can do to the girl parts and its throwing me for a complete loop. Sooooo I get where she's coming from. Sorry how she went about it though.

BloodyGlass 10

Saturday 29 August 2015 8:34

*loudly* "You weren't getting any in the first place, so what's the problem?"

Angela Rounds 2

Tuesday 11 April 2017 23:13

You thinks that's bad!, my grandmother goes off on me about having my laptop on my stomach when I watch Netflix. She claims I won't bear her 70th great grand kid.