Miscellaneous: Today, my grandma begins her second week of unemployment. So...

By get me out of this house! - 03/03/2014 06:12 - United States

Today, my grandma begins her second week of unemployment. So far, she has paced outside my door, randomly comes into my room, and I woke up this morning to find a bible on my bed. I now look forward to going to work every day. FML

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Her House, Her Rules.

By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03

Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 23:00 - United States - New York

Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML

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You can't hurry love

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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Gammy got game

By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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By full of losses - 29/07/2018 13:00 - United States

Today, the day after my grandfather's funeral, my grandmother informed me I have 30 days to move out. I've been living with them for four years, helping take care of my sick grandfather. She's already changed the locks and won't unlock the door. FML

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You deserved it 440

Routine

By Sad grandson - 10/07/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, it's been a month since my grandma passed away. Up until that point, I'd been visiting her regularly to make sure she was doing okay, and to get out of the house for a change. Now that she's gone, I have one less reason to leave the house. My life is even more dull than before. I want to go back. FML

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Bad timing

By Anonymous - 23/05/2021 08:01 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, I just came out of a two-year long depression. I'm finally starting to feel normal, so of course I get a message that my grandmother might have less than a year to live. FML

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By projectfain - 22/05/2013 12:28 - United States - Akron

Today, I e-mailed the on-line instructor for my job, telling her that I had fallen behind in my work due to my grandmother's passing and the subsequent funeral arrangements, but that I would catch up this week. Her reply? "OK. Hope your grandmother gets better soon." FML

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By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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You deserved it 4 783

Bitch Better Have My Money

By kitkat1740 - 17/11/2015 00:21 - United States - Concord

Today, I called my boss to ask if my paycheck had been deposited yet. He said no, that my grandmother came in to work and picked it up. Confused, I called her. She is holding it ransom until I start calling home every day. I do, but she gets so drunk, she doesn't remember. FML

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You deserved it 1 923

Meraki 19

Monday 3 March 2014 12:27

Might want to invest in locks.

falconjade 19

Monday 3 March 2014 12:27

At least this is good for YOUR career

Comments

nyahz1 7

Monday 3 March 2014 19:34

OP I completely understand, I'm in your situation currently...she created a Facebook, quilted me into accepting her, and yesterday (my bday) posted every single baby/childhood pic... just keep her away from a computer or it might get worse

ahraea 9

Tuesday 4 March 2014 6:53

Exactly why I blocked my grandmere on facebook. She just thinks I'm not "hip" and don't have one :P

Relf 19

Monday 3 March 2014 19:39

Sounds more like a non-FML, who dosnt want motivation to go to work?

gabagabaheyu 10

Monday 3 March 2014 22:38

buy her some plants. maybe she can start a garden.

tehdarkness 21

Tuesday 4 March 2014 4:16

How old are you? If you're an adult perhaps it's time to move!

Kuro_Kamen 12

Tuesday 4 March 2014 4:42

How old is your grandma? The last two of my grandparents worked well into their 80s, and my grandpa still wants to do some minor yardwork after having a stroke more than a year ago.

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Tuesday 4 March 2014 8:47

She should try making snowflakes on the computer!

Fou_Lou 20

Tuesday 4 March 2014 11:57

1st talk to your grandma that she makes you feel uncomfortable. 2. Talk to your parents. 3. get a lock even its against your parents will. Anyone has a right to privacy.