Birthday, Weird and Miscellaneous: Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday....

By sicufovoshxbsjdk - 07/08/2010 02:22 - United States

Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a two-minute walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML

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By Apolline - 24/10/2022 10:00 - France

Today, it's my birthday. It's also the day of my grandmother's funeral. I spent most of my 21st birthday in a cemetery. FML

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By Brilliant... - 25/05/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:09 - United States - Redlands

Today, it was my birthday. It was also the only day my family wanted to hold the graveside funeral for my grandmother, who passed last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML

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By Jonnyboo - 29/08/2009 12:13 - United States

Today, I found out I was getting a new bed for my room. Then find out it was my great-grandmother's. The one she died in. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I proudly gave my grandma a picture I had drawn for her. She didn't seem thrilled with it, and afterwards the rest of my family seemed upset. Nobody could fathom why I drew grandma a picture of a graveyard for her 85th birthday. It was suppose to be a bridge. FML

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By AnnaMarie. - 28/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

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By abbshows - 29/08/2014 18:54 - United States

Today, it was my great aunt's funeral. We all had to wait two hours for the service to begin, because they forgot to dig the grave. FML

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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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By ChloeisaDoll - 21/07/2019 06:01

Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML

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Saturday 7 August 2010 9:19

even in death your family wants to be away from u.

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 7 August 2010 9:35

What's wrong with that? Are you not dying to get your birthday gift?

Comments

Arsonnist 3

Saturday 7 August 2010 9:32

Yep. "You need more exercise."

mistired 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 9:32

skroal your gay

skroal 7

Saturday 7 August 2010 9:36

WAT

mistired 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 9:36

**** you emo i'll kill you.

Arsonnist 3

Saturday 7 August 2010 9:45

Someone takes comments a little seriously...

mistired 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 9:49

mind your own business.

skroal 7

Saturday 7 August 2010 9:52

HAY MISTIRED DO YOU WANT 2 MAKE ME A SAMMICH????

mistired 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 9:56

your emo. bye

skroal 7

Saturday 7 August 2010 9:59

Make me that sammich before you leave.

mistired 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 10:00

naw your gay.

pandapoopDX 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 10:00

emos r g a y

skroal 7

Saturday 7 August 2010 10:01

Gay for a sammich.

mistired 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 10:01

you're freaking gorgeous :)

mistired 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 10:03

i dont think you have any friends you son of a bitch.

skroal 7

Saturday 7 August 2010 10:04

Get to the kitchen, mistired. SAMMICH.

mistired 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 10:06

kiss my ass emo ahahhaha !

skroal 7

Saturday 7 August 2010 10:10

HAHAHA U FUNY MAYNG HOW DO U DO IT??????????

mistired 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 10:12

**** emos !!!

pandapoopDX 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 10:14

shut the *** up ur annoyin

skroal 7

Saturday 7 August 2010 10:18

Lol, you guys get mad easily.

mistired 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 10:19

skroal... Truce.

skroal 7

Saturday 7 August 2010 10:22

Ok, now I'm gonna go to bed.

mistired 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 10:25

yeah same its 1:30

Arsonnist 3

Saturday 7 August 2010 9:35

Depending on how much she hates you, it's her birthday present.

Firebrand_fml 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 9:35

I'd take it and sell it man.. Those things aren't cheap, it's around $10k in my city..

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 7 August 2010 9:35

What's wrong with that? Are you not dying to get your birthday gift?

ygdrassil 17

Saturday 7 August 2010 15:34

lmfao!

XxdezuhrayxX 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 9:37

sounds like she hates you :/

jill_m 3

Saturday 7 August 2010 9:42

weird

crashsapphire93 4

Saturday 7 August 2010 9:43

Hey if anyone's looking for prime real estate look no further. Right in the center of America's heartland and next to a quaint little country chapel is a great deal. My uncle wanted a tree next to his gravestone ,but in order to get that particular plot he had to buy out the whole hill. Now he has 27 available headstones and to top it off the tree died. Sadly this is all dead straight true ,but it is cheap.