By sicufovoshxbsjdk - 07/08/2010 02:22 - United States

Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a two-minute walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML
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Jessi_the_sexii 0

even in death your family wants to be away from u.

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sourgirl101 28

What's wrong with that? Are you not dying to get your birthday gift?

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BikerMike 0

Is this the same person who took the money that is grammy sent in the mail to pay for someones surgury and spent it at the mall?????????

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darkmis1 17

I would get as far away from your grandmom as possible lolz. The cops NEVER suspect the sweet little old ladies.

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FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

this one is a repeat. op stay away from granny we all know what's on her mind

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Zebidee 8

You should really worry when your grandmother shows you your grave but it's actually two miles off the trail in a secluded park of a state park...

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kewlgranny 0

sounds like a good gift for someone that doesn't have one

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PhantomJen 0

Tell her, "screw you, I'm getting cremated."

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VealChops 0

Considering the cost of funerals and cemetery plots, consider yourself fortunate. As awkward of timing as it is to receive something like that on your birthday, your grandmother was really just looking out in your best interest. Ever think to consider that maybe the cemetery is already booked out so that's as close as she could get you to them? Maybe she was hoping you'd have your own family you'd want to be buried with when you eventually die.

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