Miscellaneous: Today, my grandma came over for the holidays. She tried explaining...

By not-religious - 17/12/2013 09:16 - United States

Today, my grandma came over for the holidays. She tried explaining how Santa is actually Christ reincarnated, giving presents to all the good little Christian boys and girls. She'll be staying all week. FML

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By take a fucking seat, gran - 14/12/2013 22:05 - United States - Fullerton

Today, my psychotic grandma set fire to our Christmas tree because she refuses to let us celebrate what she calls a twisted pagan holiday. FML

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By judge not, ye cunt - 21/12/2012 23:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was overseeing a nativity play rehearsal. Things went fairly well, until a boy's grandma stormed in, ranting that Christmas is a "Pagan abomination", and shouting for him and his mom to leave with her. Half the kids were left in tears, and we had to cancel the rehearsal. FML

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By Jane M - 25/10/2013 23:20 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my mother came over to visit, and my kids started excitedly telling her Christmas is coming soon. She freaked out, saying Christmas is a "Satanic holiday" and telling them that Santa is going to hell along with everyone who celebrates it. My children are now traumatized. FML

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A pot to piss in

By chamberpottime - 16/12/2015 08:58 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my perfectly healthy grandmother came to stay for Christmas. First, she persuaded my family to give her my bedroom. That would have been fine, until she demanded she should also have a bucket to piss in under my bed too. FML

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By John - 19/11/2011 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML

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By B-Rizzle - 20/12/2009 13:40 - United States

Today, my grandparents thought it would be acceptable to give me and my wife Christmas presents to take to my ex-wife, along with a card saying how much they missed her and to get in touch with them next time she is in town. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my mother. She asked me if I was going to make it to Christmas at home. I told her that I would try and make it home since it would be my grandma's last Christmas alive. To my luck, grandma was sitting in the car with my mother, and speaker phone was in use. FML

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By perenoel - 03/12/2011 16:24 - France

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2015 17:28 - United States - Macon

Today, I went to visit my senile grandma, since she's ill and nobody else in the family visits her. I ended up having to sit through a long rant about the Illuminati, black people, and how we'd have a cure for the common cold already if it weren't for "those god damned foreigners". FML

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Her House, Her Rules.

By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03

Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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peacelovecoffee 20

Tuesday 17 December 2013 16:02

That makes more sense than the real story, lol.

Zestus 19

Tuesday 17 December 2013 16:02

he's not?

Comments

abhi95 31

Tuesday 17 December 2013 16:11

She's just being a grandma! Let her be!

Sports_guy3 28

Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:21

*Plot Twist* "Grandma", is her cover name. She actually is working for the CIA. Her real mission is to find out who those Communists are. And send them back to Cuba.

foxy_grampa 19

Tuesday 17 December 2013 16:17

I'm actually quite surprised that she tried to say Santa is Jesus. You would think if anything she would think Santa is satan, being spelled with the same letters, or think Santa is just some form of blasphemy

perdix 29

Tuesday 17 December 2013 16:20

That's as good a story as any. I still never understood why parents work their asses off to make money, do battle at the mall to get presents, painstakingly wrap them and then give the credit to some unseen, supernatural being.

clrichmond2009 24

Tuesday 17 December 2013 17:34

THANK YOU. I never understood that either. I said this to my mom, when she asked me what I was getting my son from Santa, so she flipped shit and went out and got him even more so he's get something from Santa. He's only one! He won't even know the difference.