By GrandmasWhore - 04/04/2009 05:59 - United States

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Today, my grandma gave me the 'abstinence' speech. I had thought she already left to go back to FL but then came into my room to tell me how proud she was of me to keep my virginity. I was doing it doggie-style with my boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 247
You deserved it 90 484

Same thing different taste

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SomethingWitty 0

"...then Grandma asked to join. FML"

i still wonder why people don't take more precautions when there's a possibility of someone being around who could potentially walk in on you... you definitely 100% deserved that one

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I'm with #7 & #9. When I was a teen and living at home, people rarely got caught. When they did, it was either the class idiot or really extraneous circumstances. Although in your case, I'm suggesting it might be the former. If you're still living at home, lock the door or have the patience to keep your pants on until you are positive nobody else is around.

wowfmlife 0

i hope she gets you a chastity belt

why dont people lock their doors on this site? honestly half the fmls on here are a result of not locking the door either way, did Grandma give you proper pointers after?

Lol, I'm supprised you didn't give her a heart attack =P

hahahaha well done for not listening to your Grandma, how boring would that be :

BS... I don't believe this for a second. She hung out long enough and has enough composure to tell you what she was going to say. I doubt it. I declare shennanigans.

So do you don't say goodbye to your gradma before she leaves to go back to another city? "Oh, I think she's gone. I mean, I haven't said bye to her or anything but lets just go to my room and go right at it without locking the door anyway"

I second the aforementioned shenanigans

KingDingALing 9

ughh... big words hurt my brain...

Monty_Python 0

FYL big time, but still lock the damn door!