By murphx3x - 05/03/2010 20:22 - United States

Today, my grandma's cat peed on my full leg cast. The closest doctor was a three hour drive away. So my grandma wouldn't take me at all the whole weekend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 364
You deserved it 2 256

murphx3x tells us more.

hey im the one who did this post.. so to explain all of this, i wasn't in pennsylvania at the time. thats just where i live now. my grandma lives in alaska. she lives in like a really isolated cabin area. it doesn't even have running water. she likes it out there. and 3 hours is a exageration. its actually two hours. yet again with my grandma's really beat up car and well, her slow driving, it takes us about 3 hours. and yes its safee for her to live out there by herself (and my grandpa) because they are both very very healthy. and not that old. she's a little over 50 and my grandpa is only 40 cause he just got married to her. and for everyone who's wondering, I WAS ASLEEEP. i woke up due to the terrible smell. my grandma made me stay in a serperate room and my plane ride was on monday morning and i had some trouble with the plane ride and getting through security. i had to put a huge plastic bag over it and lets just say, THANK YA FEBREEZE. but in the end, i came home and my first stop was the hospital. i hope everyone got a good kick out of it though. cause i didn't. not to mention cell phone service was real bad out there, and my mom made me stay to keep my grandparents company (she thinks its bad that they are so isolated.) oh and you have to go to the doctors to get the cast off. theres no way that smell is gonna get out. although i wish i had known about the vinegar trick before. and for anyone who doesn't have a cat, STFU. it smells like death. ughh it was prettty bad, and also thank the lord for nose plugs.

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PsychoMerk 0

I wouldve kicked the cat with the same leg -_-

XanimalloverX 0

Don't kill the cat. Cats pee it's apart of their daily routine the cat didn't have time to find the litter box. All the people who say kill the cat Your mean! You don't kill a cat for peeing! You pee everyday ! So if you had a baby and the baby peed on you would you kill the baby?

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saucyfizzle 0

pee on the cat and teach it a lesson

yeah. three hour taxi ride. that's smart.

Batman4890 0

whats the big deal? unless the cast fell off I fail to see any problem here just spray some stuff that gets rid of smells on it and its all good :D

ehhh idk with cat pee... the cast is made to be breathable and thus the cat pee would soak in a little vs run off it... Still, if your cat is properly hydrated the pee shouldn't smell... not like you have any control over how much the cat drinks lol

saucyfizzle 0

stab your grandma then tell her the hospitals too far

Idk about you, but I always let cats pee on my casts...

EWW!!THAT IS SOO EWWW!!GET A RIDE !!CAT PEE SMELLS SOO DISGUSTING!! FYL!HOPE U CAN GET A RIDE THOUGH

Physcomerk 0

no one wants to be your friend snickerpooch

That was a bit harsh, don't you think, 94?

blarhg you will not get your point across by writing in caps because no one reads comments in all caps. . . .

wtfhappenedthist 0

I love how many people are suggesting they would pee on the cat as revenge... it just seems so odd lol Still the cat didn't pee on you but rather something you were wearing... I guess the answer is to pee on the cat's collar(if he/she wears one)... :-P

blueeyes24 0

3 Hr. ride? In Pennsylvania? How is it possible that there isn't a hospital closer then that? This doesn't make since to me.

blueeyes24 0

wow... before someone else notices... sense

dude i was visiting my grandma. just because i live in pennsylvania doesn't mean she does. she actually lives in alaska, so F you. it sucked balls.