By murphx3x - 05/03/2010 20:22 - United States

Today, my grandma's cat peed on my full leg cast. The closest doctor was a three hour drive away. So my grandma wouldn't take me at all the whole weekend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 364
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murphx3x tells us more.

hey im the one who did this post.. so to explain all of this, i wasn't in pennsylvania at the time. thats just where i live now. my grandma lives in alaska. she lives in like a really isolated cabin area. it doesn't even have running water. she likes it out there. and 3 hours is a exageration. its actually two hours. yet again with my grandma's really beat up car and well, her slow driving, it takes us about 3 hours. and yes its safee for her to live out there by herself (and my grandpa) because they are both very very healthy. and not that old. she's a little over 50 and my grandpa is only 40 cause he just got married to her. and for everyone who's wondering, I WAS ASLEEEP. i woke up due to the terrible smell. my grandma made me stay in a serperate room and my plane ride was on monday morning and i had some trouble with the plane ride and getting through security. i had to put a huge plastic bag over it and lets just say, THANK YA FEBREEZE. but in the end, i came home and my first stop was the hospital. i hope everyone got a good kick out of it though. cause i didn't. not to mention cell phone service was real bad out there, and my mom made me stay to keep my grandparents company (she thinks its bad that they are so isolated.) oh and you have to go to the doctors to get the cast off. theres no way that smell is gonna get out. although i wish i had known about the vinegar trick before. and for anyone who doesn't have a cat, STFU. it smells like death. ughh it was prettty bad, and also thank the lord for nose plugs.

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PsychoMerk 0

I wouldve kicked the cat with the same leg -_-

XanimalloverX 0

Don't kill the cat. Cats pee it's apart of their daily routine the cat didn't have time to find the litter box. All the people who say kill the cat Your mean! You don't kill a cat for peeing! You pee everyday ! So if you had a baby and the baby peed on you would you kill the baby?

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iPLAYbasketball 0
stewpididiot 11

where do you live? Afghanistan? who has to drive 3 hours to a doctor?

alaska. thats where my grammy lives.

stewpididiot 11

shit ! cut off again.... hide her kaopectate

perdix 29

What do you need a doctor for? I'm sure you can find a veterinarian within a few miles who will be happy to put that cat down for a few bucks. I'll bet for some sexual favors, he'd put "Grandma" out of your misery ;)

where do you live where there isn't a dr within three hours?! upstate Alaska?

There's no such thing has a grandma who lives 3 hours from the nearest doctor. The grandma just wasn't getting what she wanted from the OP and so wasn't cooperating. Maybe because of the cast the OP wouldn't let the grandma give her a bath like she used to.

actually, yes. hahahah just cause it says pennsylvania doesn't mean thats where my grandma lives. she lives in alaska. (:

... isnt snickerdoodles the one who freaked out about someone who asked her the denfinition of kowtow? anyway OP lol that suck D: and a 3 hour can ride wouldn't be that fun now would it. I say pee on the cat and hope it doesn't rip your face off 8D!!!!

Physcomerk 0

A few years ago, I was in my friend's kitchen. I had a white goose down blanket around me because it was really cold in the morning (Minnesota FTW!). Suddenly, I felt something wet on my leg. My dog's friend had peed on me. I guess he thought it was snow... or he just felt like peeing on me. My friend had to drag me to the bathroom to shower because I was too busy freaking out to move.