By murphx3x - 05/03/2010 20:22 - United States

Today, my grandma's cat peed on my full leg cast. The closest doctor was a three hour drive away. So my grandma wouldn't take me at all the whole weekend. FML
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murphx3x 0

hey im the one who did this post.. so to explain all of this, i wasn't in pennsylvania at the time. thats just where i live now. my grandma lives in alaska. she lives in like a really isolated cabin area. it doesn't even have running water. she likes it out there. and 3 hours is a exageration. its actually two hours. yet again with my grandma's really beat up car and well, her slow driving, it takes us about 3 hours. and yes its safee for her to live out there by herself (and my grandpa) because they are both very very healthy. and not that old. she's a little over 50 and my grandpa is only 40 cause he just got married to her. and for everyone who's wondering, I WAS ASLEEEP. i woke up due to the terrible smell. my grandma made me stay in a serperate room and my plane ride was on monday morning and i had some trouble with the plane ride and getting through security. i had to put a huge plastic bag over it and lets just say, THANK YA FEBREEZE. but in the end, i came home and my first stop was the hospital. i hope everyone got a good kick out of it though. cause i didn't. not to mention cell phone service was real bad out there, and my mom made me stay to keep my grandparents company (she thinks its bad that they are so isolated.) oh and you have to go to the doctors to get the cast off. theres no way that smell is gonna get out. although i wish i had known about the vinegar trick before. and for anyone who doesn't have a cat, STFU. it smells like death. ughh it was prettty bad, and also thank the lord for nose plugs.

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PsychoMerk 0

I wouldve kicked the cat with the same leg -_-

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XanimalloverX 0

Don't kill the cat. Cats pee it's apart of their daily routine the cat didn't have time to find the litter box. All the people who say kill the cat Your mean! You don't kill a cat for peeing! You pee everyday ! So if you had a baby and the baby peed on you would you kill the baby?

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saliva3737 0

don't break your leg next time. I'm just sayin

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darkmis1 17

Why would u have to go to the doctor just because the cat peed on your cast? It's not like you broke your leg again.

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shittyday1 0

i ******* hate people who obsess over cats

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SubHu 0

Isn't it a bit risky for an elderly woman to live three hours away from any medical help?

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murphx3x 0

she's elderly. 50 years old. and in great health. and married to a youthful 40 year old guy. so dangerous. . . not. she wouldn't of moved there unless she was okay in he health area you littler f'er.

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murphx3x 0

hey im the one who did this post.. so to explain all of this, i wasn't in pennsylvania at the time. thats just where i live now. my grandma lives in alaska. she lives in like a really isolated cabin area. it doesn't even have running water. she likes it out there. and 3 hours is a exageration. its actually two hours. yet again with my grandma's really beat up car and well, her slow driving, it takes us about 3 hours. and yes its safee for her to live out there by herself (and my grandpa) because they are both very very healthy. and not that old. she's a little over 50 and my grandpa is only 40 cause he just got married to her. and for everyone who's wondering, I WAS ASLEEEP. i woke up due to the terrible smell. my grandma made me stay in a serperate room and my plane ride was on monday morning and i had some trouble with the plane ride and getting through security. i had to put a huge plastic bag over it and lets just say, THANK YA FEBREEZE. but in the end, i came home and my first stop was the hospital. i hope everyone got a good kick out of it though. cause i didn't. not to mention cell phone service was real bad out there, and my mom made me stay to keep my grandparents company (she thinks its bad that they are so isolated.) oh and you have to go to the doctors to get the cast off. theres no way that smell is gonna get out. although i wish i had known about the vinegar trick before. and for anyone who doesn't have a cat, STFU. it smells like death. ughh it was prettty bad, and also thank the lord for nose plugs.

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murphx3x 0

oh and also, FML's moderators edited my last sentence. the last sentence confused my too. before is was, My grandma wouldn't take me to the hosptial, and i was there for the whole weekend.

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blueeyes24 0

In that case... Sorry for the assumption. Thank you for clarifying!

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murphx3x 0

dude i was visiting my grandma in alaska. i explained everything in the bottom post... wow lets play, ANALYZE FML'S! f you.

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blueeyes24 0

You assume a lot... And are kind of shitty about it at the same time. I suggested vinegar for the girl above my post who was talking about a cat peeing on her clothes. Not for the kid with the cast... Second... I also pointed out the 3 hr. drive. Of course the OP has already cleared this up. In Alaska this makes sense but not so much in PA. We just needed clarification from the OP, not for you to get shitty.

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