By fuckoffgran - 01/08/2013 14:46 - Ireland

Today, my grandma told everyone at our party to stay away from me, saying, "Ya might catch obesity from her and become fatass porkers too." I complained to my dad, at which point my gran faked being inebriated. My dad rolled his eyes and said, "She's DRUNK, honey. Chill out." FML
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sierraaaa 15

Sounds like my family reunions. Sometimes you just gotta "respect" your elders by biting your tongue. Although that was quite insensitive of her. I'm sorry OP that's not nice at all

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Kateyez_26 13

Tell everyone to steer clear of grandma or you'll get saggy **** that look like plastic bags filled halfway with water lol

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samaraperez 7

old people always act like that when there drunk.

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Perdition25 12

Reading is not your strong suit, is it? She said her grandma faked it...

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zBerryz 22

Old people say the darnedest things... FYL

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darkangel21492 10

who says op is obese aside from gma?? she might be skin and bones, and her grandma is saying that just to be a Bitch.. we won't know unless op says..

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abekj52 9

op didnt say she was not, and I did not say she was either

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Obey_StudBoii 23

You still have to have respect for your elders. I'm not sure if you're still a minor but learn to ignore her and just walk away. Yeah fat people jokes aren't cool but if you let it get to you it will only get worse. Good luck.

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sammyjanette 17

Respect is earned. Clearly the grandma is not deserving of respect.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

#35 That is also true but who goes around talking trash about their grandma? Instead of OP running to her father to solve her problem she should have done it herself.

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Kateyez_26 13

And what kind of grandma is she going around talking shit about her grandchild? And maybe OP isn't the confrontational type

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sammyjanette 17

I don't think complaining about her Grandma being rude can be considered trash talking.

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ShakeDisPlace 10

Eh, your gran will be kickin the bucket soon so you won't have to deal with her rudeness for much longer OP.

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Esperaanza_hope 7

Wow. Your grandma is an ass. But maybe, just maybe this was her not-so-subtle way of trying to push you in the right direction of a healthier life. Good luck OP!

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KinkyCurly 13

I don't respect anyone who is rude to me. You shouldn't either.

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Bunny21 11

Tell her she's so old she's stealing young peoples oxygen!!! I don't care who or how old people are, disrespect is disrespect. Don't keep your mouth shut OP.

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tehdarkness 21

I'm not sure how overweight you are, but if you are very overweight she may be concerned and trying drastic measures to help you see the light!

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Kateyez_26 13

There's nicer ways of going about it then how the grandmother did it

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Brak_Spaceman 19

you deserve it for being a fatass porker

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