Intimacy: Today, my grandmother bought a Shakeweight, an exercise tool...

By GrandmaShakers - 02/06/2010 23:00 - United States

Today, my grandmother bought a Shakeweight, an exercise tool which, basically, simulates a hand-job to tone arm fat. I get to watch my Grandmother do this motion for 6 minutes every day. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 19:09 - France - Minzier

Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

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Tact

By FalkensLabyrinth - 03/02/2021 19:57 - United States - Gardner

Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML

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By bcca - 13/02/2012 14:22 - United States

Today, my grandma sent me a Valentine's Day card. For years she's been hinting at me to lose weight. The card: a picture of cookies on the front and a gym membership inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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Get out of my house

By EstefanP - 13/05/2022 14:00

Today, I walked in on my mother-in-law teaching my 11 year-old daughter how to purge herself using a toothbrush. Her logic is that, “If she gets fat, she’ll never get a boyfriend.” She sees nothing wrong, and bitched at me for messing with her future. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 20:01

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 17:06 - Ireland - Donegal

Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML

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By ohdear - 03/01/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

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Too late

By hinting - 17/06/2013 16:43 - United States - Dearborn

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

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By Audrey Anna Grace Somers - 12/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was trying on a dress at my grandmother's house. When I posed for her, she told me she would expand the waist, because I won't be sucking in the whole time I would be wearing it. The joke's on you Grandma, I've been sucking my stomach in since I was twelve years old. FML

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Trickyklown 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 9:07

I lawl'd at the commercials when I saw it.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 3 June 2010 9:08

I wouldn't know whether to look away because of how disturbing it is or watch in fascination.

Comments

AvikC818 8

Monday 24 October 2011 22:58

Your grandfather is a lucky man

ArielTheMermaid 17

Tuesday 3 January 2012 6:11

I don't get how it looks like a handjob....?

redhedsaysrawr 18

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:37

have you not SEEN a shake weight and how it looks?

kaykay458 2

Thursday 19 January 2012 7:13

Anyone else think of south park?

chrisbceltics 6

Wednesday 29 February 2012 8:03

we know what a ******* shakeweight it

Musiclovergabby 0

Monday 5 March 2012 23:18

Lol every time I hear about the shake weight, I think about that South Park episode xD

trm20469 4

Tuesday 3 September 2013 18:37

You don't have to watch!

oG100 5

Wednesday 18 September 2013 2:53

Grandpa must love this...

cactusdesu 15

Wednesday 6 November 2013 0:12

close your eyes, man. problem solved.

amandaw9009 15

Sunday 18 January 2015 7:38

Grow up, bro.

InsipidPotatoes 12

Monday 25 April 2016 20:05

Lucky...

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