Love: Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/06/2014 18:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML

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By impickingyourhomegran - 13/08/2012 22:12 - United Kingdom - London

Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML

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By gamerguru13 - 21/04/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 17:50 - United States

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML

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By chickety boom - 02/08/2013 12:41 - United States - Austin

Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML

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Grudge

By Anonymous - 03/05/2023 10:00

Today, my grandmother informed me that I was rude to her at my wedding two months ago, all because she couldn’t sit at the bridal table, even though she "paid for the wedding." FML

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Relationship specialist

By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 13:00

Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML

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By thammer - 24/03/2012 13:20 - United States - Appleton

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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These guys

By Anonymous - 01/01/2023 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML

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guci101 14

Monday 2 June 2014 22:57

This fml needs a follow up

Welshite 39

Monday 2 June 2014 22:57

Just tell them to arm wrestle and settle it that way. I'll place $20 on Grandma. Any takers?

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Ki11erC 18

Tuesday 3 June 2014 7:02

Instead of TMI this is TNMI; This needs more info lol

PewDiePie_Lover 14

Tuesday 3 June 2014 9:28

I know this has nothing to do with this FML, but i joined FML recently, and I want to know if when submitting and FML, do I have to write he actual word FML? or does it do that for you?

yamate 10

Tuesday 3 June 2014 11:13

watch out everybody, we got the new rocky here.

WeskersSexslave 15

Tuesday 3 June 2014 12:16

that's extremely innappropriate.

thisguy22 33

Tuesday 3 June 2014 19:08

So not to be insensitive or anything... But if you guys ever have a family reunion can I maybe be invited? Sounds like it'll be one helluva show. Oh and sorry about the whole wedding thing.

ecascio2010 9

Tuesday 3 June 2014 19:30

Ummm this is a repost or a copy.

theycallmeodinz 1

Tuesday 3 June 2014 19:40

you're a ******* liar. attention *****

ThatGirl3499 9

Tuesday 3 June 2014 20:31

someone doesn't want you to get murdered

theycallmeodinz 1

Tuesday 3 June 2014 20:44

pansy

travislemoine 7

Tuesday 3 June 2014 20:51

That's one grandmother I'd disown.

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