Love: Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife...

By Anonymous - 02/06/2014 18:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML

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By impickingyourhomegran - 13/08/2012 22:12 - United Kingdom - London

Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML

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By gamerguru13 - 21/04/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 17:50 - United States

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML

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By chickety boom - 02/08/2013 12:41 - United States - Austin

Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2023 10:00

Today, my grandmother informed me that I was rude to her at my wedding two months ago, all because she couldn’t sit at the bridal table, even though she "paid for the wedding." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 13:00

Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML

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By thammer - 24/03/2012 13:20 - United States - Appleton

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2023 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML

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guci101 14

Monday 2 June 2014 22:57

This fml needs a follow up

Welshite 39

Monday 2 June 2014 22:57

Just tell them to arm wrestle and settle it that way. I'll place $20 on Grandma. Any takers?

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Softballchick224 21

Tuesday 3 June 2014 22:28

I think OP's grandma has had a little too much to drink!!

lina21 12

Wednesday 4 June 2014 6:12

Does she have dementia? My grandma decided my aunt had an affair with my long dead grandpa and called her a harlot. That was pretty funny

more4me 27

Wednesday 4 June 2014 6:17

Thanksgiving with OP's family is gonna be fun !

jezebaal8 7

Wednesday 4 June 2014 7:50

Sounds like you have a lovely classy family.. Disconnect..just disconnect

orsombre_fml 11

Wednesday 4 June 2014 14:24

Attention seeker...?

Ariana_Grande_fml 8

Wednesday 4 June 2014 21:35

knobudi 4

Saturday 7 June 2014 17:56

sounds like my grandmother

dragonrider1959 18

Monday 23 June 2014 14:16

WTF?!?!

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 17 March 2015 2:41

Why did she try fighting her?

DEATHLORD_fml 16

Tuesday 14 July 2015 1:54

If your wife lost then......

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