Love: Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/06/2014 18:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML

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By impickingyourhomegran - 13/08/2012 22:12 - United Kingdom - London

Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML

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By gamerguru13 - 21/04/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 17:50 - United States

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML

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By chickety boom - 02/08/2013 12:41 - United States - Austin

Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML

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Grudge

By Anonymous - 03/05/2023 10:00

Today, my grandmother informed me that I was rude to her at my wedding two months ago, all because she couldn’t sit at the bridal table, even though she "paid for the wedding." FML

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Relationship specialist

By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 13:00

Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML

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By thammer - 24/03/2012 13:20 - United States - Appleton

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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These guys

By Anonymous - 01/01/2023 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML

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guci101 14

Monday 2 June 2014 22:57

This fml needs a follow up

Welshite 39

Monday 2 June 2014 22:57

Just tell them to arm wrestle and settle it that way. I'll place $20 on Grandma. Any takers?

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dont_doubt_me 29

Monday 2 June 2014 23:04

Welcome to the family!

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 3 June 2014 5:42

"You can't win this fight" A7X

zoegirl_455 30

Monday 2 June 2014 23:06

Were bets placed?

bellles 18

Monday 2 June 2014 23:16

Granny seems feisty, I like her.

Pixiewolfe 46

Friday 2 June 2017 19:07

bet the wife doesn't though...

JKPwnage 27

Monday 2 June 2014 23:16

Well congrats on the marriage, at least!

NatsuD_fml 13

Monday 2 June 2014 23:25

You've got it wrong, she was trying to teach her some boxing moves to show her how to handle you.

olpally 32

Monday 2 June 2014 23:27

What the hell??? Please tell me you kicked her out of the wedding.

steph_solaris 11

Tuesday 3 June 2014 0:03

Well at least your bride's dad didn't tell you the ring got heavy real fast.

wanted_2_want 40

Tuesday 3 June 2014 0:26

Hey if your wife beats you up call Granny.

dmcd_39 14

Tuesday 3 June 2014 0:29

You need a new wife and a new Grandmother sounds like they're pretty messed up

Brandi_Faith 33

Tuesday 3 June 2014 5:32

He said his grandmother "tried" to start a fist fight with his wife, implying that the wife would not fight her back, so no need to get rid of the wife.

dmcd_39 14

Monday 9 June 2014 0:04

Shut up

omegaprotocol 1

Tuesday 3 June 2014 0:35

Your grandma is awesome.

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