Love: Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/06/2014 18:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML

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By impickingyourhomegran - 13/08/2012 22:12 - United Kingdom - London

Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML

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By gamerguru13 - 21/04/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 17:50 - United States

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML

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By chickety boom - 02/08/2013 12:41 - United States - Austin

Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML

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Grudge

By Anonymous - 03/05/2023 10:00

Today, my grandmother informed me that I was rude to her at my wedding two months ago, all because she couldn’t sit at the bridal table, even though she "paid for the wedding." FML

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Relationship specialist

By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 13:00

Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML

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By thammer - 24/03/2012 13:20 - United States - Appleton

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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These guys

By Anonymous - 01/01/2023 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML

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guci101 14

Monday 2 June 2014 22:57

This fml needs a follow up

Welshite 39

Monday 2 June 2014 22:57

Just tell them to arm wrestle and settle it that way. I'll place $20 on Grandma. Any takers?

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chuksnwali 34

Tuesday 3 June 2014 2:14

Initiation. Welcome to the family.

curiouslittleme 6

Tuesday 3 June 2014 3:21

Reading this one and the other wedding fml a few prior to this and pretending they are from the same wedding. Would make for the most ridiculous ceremony ever. Lol

cwaziemamma 16

Tuesday 3 June 2014 3:28

I need more details!!!!!!

trashcan_man 16

Tuesday 3 June 2014 4:13

If anyone here has reason to believe these two should not be wedded, come forth now and punch the bride.

TheGriizlyBear 22

Tuesday 3 June 2014 4:13

Talk about it at Thanksgiving that's always a good place settle your differences.

DatWeirdoDoe 9

Tuesday 3 June 2014 5:16

Dayum. Tough granny

martin8337 35

Tuesday 3 June 2014 5:27

Let's get ready to rumble! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

toastboat 2

Tuesday 3 June 2014 5:29

They really hit it off.

EchoSerenity 15

Tuesday 3 June 2014 5:51

Do you happen to be the husband of a poster here on FML, from 10am this morning?

jeragonm 15

Tuesday 3 June 2014 6:49

This is now my new favorite post!

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