By newniece - 27/01/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML
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perdix 29

I got it. You are going to be 18 when grandpa's love child, your aunt will be born. Grandpa's going to jail, so the baby mama is underage. Yeah, having an aunt that is younger than you is odd, but what is really ****** up is that you are older than your "new" grandma, or your new grandma is your grandpa's prison bitch. He's got more options than you do ;)

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aquagodess 0

that bites:( I'm so sorry. wow that girls a *****!!

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Juggalette525 0

that sucks. and if they are saying that they will have an aunt 18 years younger than the person must be 18 obviously. ppl are thinking too much into this.

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trooper14 0

im just curious how he knows he's going to have an aunt and not an uncle after only 2 months. I'm no dr. but come on fucktard...it takes at least 3 months to know if its a boy or girl.

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MACJunkie 0

okay, OP, from now on, pretend like you are in the worst possible position and tell the FML from that point of view, since people are soo pissy and saying that this isn't even an FML for you..... so, next time tell it from your grandmother's point of view--maybe when the baby is born..... when people can't argue about whether you can tell the sex or not.. seriously, if this were fake, don't you think they would've just posted "facts" that made sense.. maybe since it's TRUE, and the OP is only 18, maybe she made up how many months b/c she wasn't sure or maybe she got confused or exaggerated! who knows!?! jeeze!

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lillypilly35 0

ooooo that's gross… was the student one of your mates??? that would suck… TEEN PREGNANTCY!!! ya I know that I can't spell

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