By newniece - 27/01/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML
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perdix 29

I got it. You are going to be 18 when grandpa's love child, your aunt will be born. Grandpa's going to jail, so the baby mama is underage. Yeah, having an aunt that is younger than you is odd, but what is really ****** up is that you are older than your "new" grandma, or your new grandma is your grandpa's prison bitch. He's got more options than you do ;)

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amberxoxo 0

orr, maybe the grandpa wasn't really that old. like his mid-thirties, anyone ever consider that?

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SoniaLovesYou 0

Probably not, seeing as how the OP is 17-18 (based on the age difference between she and the soon to be born baby). Her FATHER would have to have had her as a teenager if he was in his mid-thirties; therefore for her GRANDFATHER to be that young, unless they're related by marriage instead of blood, isn't really feasible.

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JManHobbs 0

So what's actually wrong with YOUR life? Your grandpa is going to jail. His girl is pregnant and his wife got cheated on. Seems like you came out on top you only got a new family member...

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riku3220 2

Grandma probably doesn't know what the Internet is, Grandpa is in jail, and the ***** wouldn't get any sympathy from us. Someone has to tell the story for our amusement.

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fabfoot 0

tap dat gramps...lol na that is pretty messed up

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FMYLIFEd00ds 0

Again, how do you deserve this? Seriously I have aunts younger than me, that sucks cause they treat you like shit.

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mr_miyagi 0

ill bet all those hugs and kisses your grandpa gave you dont seem so innocent now do they

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MarieT 0

ahahahaha!!!! ur grandpa is a player!!

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pride90 0

what what is happening in this world... srsly.. this is just too much .. YUCK feel sorry for grandma =[

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yasmeenjonasx3 0

Biggest truw FML I've seen in a while.

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k_grzech 1

wouldn't this story have made it on the news? I mean I googled this bc I wanted to see what kind of a grandfather has an affair with a high school student but I couldn't find anything about this. I'm not sure I'm buying it. 

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