By newniece - 27/01/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML
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perdix 29

I got it. You are going to be 18 when grandpa's love child, your aunt will be born. Grandpa's going to jail, so the baby mama is underage. Yeah, having an aunt that is younger than you is odd, but what is really ****** up is that you are older than your "new" grandma, or your new grandma is your grandpa's prison bitch. He's got more options than you do ;)

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fmh123 0

lets think about it this way. Grandpa still has game

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tkbaby13 0

damn, grandpa is just trying to get some buns.

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me1221 0

how can you click ydi on this? this sucks dick man.

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johncow123 0

Ill do anything for an A proffesor

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daneeyoll 0

I don't get why some girls are attracted to old dick or old people

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sharkbait5593 0

wow wait... you're at in your 30s (cause you're 18 years older than the girl) and you're grandpa isn't retired. I don't even think they'd let someone that old teach anymore. I've gotta call bs on this one

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riku3220 2

You are retarded. The OP is 17 or 18. The BABY is going to be the OP's aunt.

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sharkbait5593 0

oh wait. I just read it again and got it. that sucks though. sorry :(

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