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I love dogs too but I've noticed that when....SQUIRREL!
You could always ask.
Well, I've always heard that dogs were a "chic magnet". Who knew that included granny?
"So Pardon me while I burst into flames." ***I'm just a shittie speler and ummm what?. :P
I knew you meant no harm. (: I honestly thought that it was spelt that way until it was pointed out. English was my 3rd language learnt but I suck in spelling in all of them. ):
Ah yes, the Nickelodeon show CatDog.
always the dog!
Your dog is amazing!
Did they pet you in the head OP if not than you have your answer
what kind of dog?
Let's go with both..,
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That bitch! (...your dog)
Just wait until you have kids. Your parents will never come to see you again, just their grandkids. And if you happen to be there too, well whatever. As long as they get to see their grandkids.