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By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 490
You deserved it 30

Top comments

Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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NGM_KID 0

#99 you're a retard!! He could have a phone with internet access or how about the library, a friend's computer, or maybe he just has another computer!! @ OP, that really sucks but it looks like the robbers have good taste in ice cream :D

RockstaR91 0

Yes 13 is right. Who the **** steals icecream? Maybe you had an under privileged burglar who's never had ice cream before. Hmm still sucks hxc

so_me_fml 0

Wow I thought it was weird when this happened to my family, but reading the comments here, seems like it happens more than you would think. Someone broke into our house and stole a package of cheese from our refrigerator once when I was younger. Also, #93, let me make sure I get this... Are you saying you hang out with a lot of burglars? ...maybe get some new friends?

I'm kinda confused on why some people still voted that you deserve it even on this FML.. yea apparently they think you totally asked that burgler to come in take everything from you... you musta asked them especially to take the ben and jerry's just so you would be that much more miserable.. this is a FML!!

STOP RUINING FMLs....here is a good one that I couldn't submit and I am going to put this comment on all the others.. "Today, I looked at the top FMLs for the day. FML"

well, it is expensive ice cream... fyl though! :(

Woo, reminds me of the time I came back to my car was broken into (while I was playing ultimate). they stole 3 ipods and my effin' power shake. I was looking forward to it too :(

ladedum 0

damn. youre life is truly ****** when you're comfort food is gone too. im sorry op.

I SWEAR ON MY UNBORN CHILD'S LIFE, I did not eat your ice cream.